Hobo?

Riding home in the car this week....

Dawson ( age 6 )- "Cullen , which girl do you like the best , other than Momma?"
Cullen ( age 3 ) - "Momma"
D - " NO, I mean besides Momma! "
Owen ( age 8 )- "Why do we have to talk about this"- big exasperated sigh....
D- "What's the problem Owen, I mean are you just going to be a HOBO when you grow up??"
Me- "What!!! What are you talking about??" ( Like you, I'm wondering who is teaching Dawson ugly words )
D - " You know , a Hobo, someone who just wanders around and doesn't even have a family."

So there you have it. If you are 8 yrs. old and don't like girls, beware, you may just end up a Hobo when you grow up.